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- I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- Do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers?
Because they're mine.
- Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced
nipples.
- Anything drugs can do, I can do with my tongue.
- That's a really nice smile you've got; shame that's not all
you're wearing.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Your face or mine?
- Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes -I can't take them
off you:
- I can sense you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a
little.
- Let's go back to my place and get something straight between
us.
- I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against
me?
- My friend and I have a bet that you won't take your top off
in a public place.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
- Gorgeous hair. But it'd be even better brushing against my thighs.
- (Pulling trouser pockets inside out): Have you ever kissed a
rabbit between the ears?
- Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?
- I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- The word of the day is "'eggs". Let's go back to my
place and spread the word.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Inheriting 70 million bucks doesn't mean much when you've got
a weak heart.
- If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- Y'know - your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.
- Do I know you from somewhere, or is it just that you have your
clothes on?
- I've got a pimple on my butt. Wanna see it?
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
the morning.
- Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table
and take what I want?
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- Do you know how to use a whip?
- Are you religious, because I'm the answer to your prayers?
- You are truly absolutely beautiful. Can you cook and clean too?
- Can I be your slave for the night?
- Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
- My love for you is like the Energizer bunny - it keeps going
and going.
- I've got the ship, you've got the harbour. How about I dock
for the night?
- If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next? [Accountants'
pick-up line]
- Did it hurt - when you fell from heaven?
- Excuse me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
- Are you a screamer or a moaner?
- I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
- I'm choking -I need mouth to mouth.
- I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your apartment?
- I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
- My face is leaving in five minutes. Be on it. Wanna go halves
in a baby?
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- Hey, baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel right there and I'll
throw you my meat.
- I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched
by an angel?
- What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
- If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
till the afternoon.
- Nice ass. May I wear it as a hat?
- Wow! Are those real?
- Would you like gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch
and sofa?
- Hi, I'm Big Brother. And I've been watching you!
- Stand back, I'm a police officer! You call for backup while
I frisk her.
- Can I see your tan lines?
- Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
- I'm Italian. Have you got some Italian in you? No? Want some?
- I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be
there.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Hi. Do you swallow?
- Can I tickle your belly-button from the inside?
- I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful
women.
- You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
a light switch away.
- Hi, I'm a love machine. Wanna strap yourself to my engine?
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- Hey, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
- You're good at maths, right? Is 69 a perfect square?
- Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? I'd love to be a bar of
soap in your shower.
- C'mon, baby, light my fire.
- You know what I like about you? - My arms.
- We've got to keep meeting like this.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Do you wanna see something really swell?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- My name's Paul. That's so you know what to scream in the night.
- I was sitting here holding my drink when 1 realized I'd rather
be holding you.
- You know what I'd like to see you in? - Nothing.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me
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